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Title: Penny On The Floor
Author: xiexiegirl
Rating: PG-13, if that.
Pairing: Nick/Jeff
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Jeff and Nick have a fight
Notes: Okay, so this is actually a small part of what is turning out to be a pretty big universe, which, once it's finished, will be posted. I've posted snippets of it to my tumblr account here, and here. (There's a brief overview of the plot of the universe in my rambling here, which I recommend you read first. It's slightly crazy.)

Anyway, this is set at some point in the future after they've started working at Lulu's Noodles and the bead shop. This is also a paper-thin excuse to have Jeff sing one of my favorite songs from the Clarks. (Link to the song Jeff sings is here. It's "Penny On The Floor" by the Clarks.)

( There's a penny on the floor and you're gone. The television's on... )