"Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

"We first see the unraveling."

Ahem, bandom geek moment over.

This is my life update post of the past few months. (Cut for mention of eating disorders, past child abuse, general brain junk, and self-harm.)

( next time you be the bait! )

Also, finally, I got sucked into MWK and To Have Heroes because goddamn it, Andy Skib. (Someone pry the cover of "Under The Milky Way" from my hands, please.)

Sometimes I wish I could write for bigger fandoms, so I could slip my kinky-as-fuck porn in and have nobody look at me funny for it.

But, nah, so I shall write my porn and let it sit on my hard drive where it shall gather dust.

Either that or fandoms big enough to have active kink memes.

(Seriously, I need an active kink meme for something, because I apparently have a lot of feelings about sub characters.)

So, true story: I was lying in bed last night at, like, two in the morning, this close to asleep, when I shot up in front and went "fuck" because I just remembered that David Archuleta has a brother named Daniel. And trans!David's birth name is Danielle. Heh, oops.

Things that make me feel better about this: I have seen siblings who were given male and female versions of the same name. My mom informed me that she nearly named one of my brothers Jesse while she was out of her mind on pain meds and just out of labor. (I, myself, am Jesselyn, for the record.)

Still. Time to employ the time-honored tool that is retcon.

(Course, I'm editing it into the posts anyways, so.)

(Still.)

Fic word counts, because I need a kick in the ass.
Trans!Davids mainfic: 3126
Fun fic: 2855
Fic that shall be referred to as couch fic: 108
Fic that'll never see the light of day: 496
TWBB (hereafter referred to as "FUCK I AM NOT GONNA FINISH IT"): 871

Oh, livejournal, how I have missed you.

No, really, I have. I like tumblr and all, but I love LJ more. (Also, formatting is less of a pain in the ass here.)

And now I'm going to go get my ass in gear and write more. (I have a Teen Wolf Big Bang fic to finish, eesh.) And clean my room. And try not to panic over my Art Institute meeting tomorrow. (HA.)