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Title: Now, I'm Speechless, Over The Edge (I'm Just Breathless) [1/3]
Author: xiexiegirl
Rating: R
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, William/Travis, Frank/girl!Mikey (what?), past/one-sided Gabe/girl!Gerard (what?)
POV: 3rd
Summary: 16 Candles AU. While Ryan's being followed stalked by a Dandy, he meets this girl, Michelle (she goes by Mikey) and her older sister, Gennifer (aka Gee), who are being followed by a pair of vampires from another town (one's this tiny little guy and the other's practically a giant). Jon has a Dandy stalker of his own, and Pete and Patrick finally have a "forever".

This part: in which Mikey's a girl, Brendon's a creepy stalker, cool and composed William Beckett is head over heels for Travis, the leader of the Hoods, and Patrick learns a little more about Pete.
Disclaimer: If you googled yourself or your friends and clicked this link, you know what to expect and can feel free to read. Just don't get offended and sue, okay? This isn't real. (For one, vampires don't exist, no matter what Stephenie Meyer says...) Title does, in fact, belong to the Sons Of Jonas Jonas Brothers.
Author Notes: ...this was supposed to be a very very short ficlet for fleurdelisee to cheer her up and this is started expanding into a really big... thing. (I don't know how else to describe it. Aside from "OMG, crack-y vampire fic of deeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwm!!!")

( Hopeless, head over heels in the moment... )