"Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

Title: Journalists Don't Breathe Fire
Author: xiexiegirl
Rating: PG
Pairing: Davids Archuleta & Cook (more friendship than ship-ship, oops)
Summary: David didn’t like violence. He didn’t like hitting people. He didn’t like seeing other people hit people. But for all of his pacifism, he really wanted to hit some of these people.
Word count: 406
Warnings: Transphobia, including misgendering and insistent use of birth names. And, really mild violence and people who suck? (Cook punches someone, but they really have it coming, so.)
Author Notes: This is mostly blamed on dedicated blamed on my friend Jak, who cornered me on skype about a month ago and said "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COOKLETA", and now, well, I didn't realize I could cram 42 episodes of television into less than two days like that. This is also actually, like, a tiny part of a bigger universe in which both Davids are trans and still end up on American Idol. (And still end up as the finalists and Cook still wins. My inner optimist is showing, don't mind me.) (The main fic in this universe is still being written, and is shaping up to be Not Very Short, so that'll take a bit to get finished.)

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